Donkey: Can I say something to you? Listen, you was really, really something back there. Incredible!

　　Shrek: Are you talking to --- me? Whoa!

　　Donkey: Yes, I was talking to you. Can I tell you that you was great back there? Those guards! They thought they was all of that. Then you showed up, and bam! They was tripping over themselves like babes in the woods. That really made me feel good to see that.

　　Oh, thats great. Really.

　　Donkey:Man, its good to be free. Now why dont you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends? Hmm?

　　Donkey: But, uh, I dont have any friends. And I am not going out there by myself. Hey, wait a minute! I got a great idea! Ill stick with you. You are a mean, green, fighting machine. Together we will scare the spit out of anybody that crosses us. Oh, wow! That was really scary. If you dont mind me saying, if you dont work, your breath certainly will get the job done, because you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something, because your breath stinks! You almost burned the hair outta my nose, just like the time--, then I ate some rotten berries. I had string gases leaking out of my butt that day.

　　Shrek: Why are you following me?