Imitate Birds

　　A man tried to get a job in a stage show. What can you do? asked the producer.

　　Imitate birds, the man said.

　　Are you kidding? answered the producer, People like that are a dime a dozen.

　　Well, I guess thats that. said the actor, as he spread his arms and flew out the window.

模仿鸟儿

　　一个人想在一个舞台剧中找份工作。你能干什么呢?负责人问。

　　模仿鸟儿，那人说。

　　你在开玩笑吧?负责人答道，那样的人一毛钱可以找一打。

　　噢，那就算了。那名演员说着，展开翅膀，飞出了窗口。